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femalefrontedmetal:

pay nicki minaj a quarter of a million dollars to be better than you on your track

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"Straight guys" in gay porn be like:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

"Oh, I’ve never sucked a dick before!"

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swarnpert:

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

final boss

why does this happen

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bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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When talking about the Ray Rice incident on facebook, my uncle commented that “maybe she deserved it,” to which my dad replied “Dude, don’t even joke about that. No woman deserves abuse. Ever.”

I have a pretty cool dad.

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imnotjailbait:

what song should’ve been used in the freakshow trailer

imnotjailbait:

what song should’ve been used in the freakshow trailer

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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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lungbender:

Me: 

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You:

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